Dear Hello Kitty
10th Feb, 10.
Dear Hello Kitty:
You were my first childhood crush and I continue to have a soft spot for you to this day. Oh how much pocket money have I spent as a child buying your various knick knacks! Your sweet candies and lovely stationery sets have kept me warm on cold winter nights. Your mouthless face has put a smile on mine many a time. I imagined us growing old together, me continuing to buy your many MANY licensed products and you, happily pocketing my money till I’m old and grey.
Recently my hello kitty toaster oven finally gave out. I’ve had it for a long time I guess and yesterday, for whatever reason, it caught on FIRE! O.K. I shouldn’t say “for whatever reason” ‘cos you and I both know that it was a grease fire. I guess I should’ve cleaned out your drop tray more frequently. Never the less, my beloved Hello Kitty Toaster Oven is now… toast.
While I went looking for a new toaster on-line, I came across some… errr… strange things. What’s going on here? What’s up with this slew of crazy products with you name and face on it?! What happened to my sweet rated-E-for-everyone Hello Kitty?!
Please fire whatever exec you have in charge of your licensing. It’s gettin’ weird!
Thank you and much love,
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